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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *after heart surgery, her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: *starts crying*
  • Dad: I'm just kidding, he went to the bathroom.

Everyone has six names.

1. your real name: Amy

2. your detective name (favorite color and favorite animal): Silver tiger

3. your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Elizabeth Church

4. your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle name, first two of first, last three of last): Bexelam

5. superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left): Navy Nailvarnish (HHAHAHAHA

6. goth name (black and one of your pets): Black Jax

this was fun. 

(Source: peacefulfrom1353)

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